Levi Johnston

Levi Johnston, the intended betrothed of Sarah Palin's daughter, Bristol, and suspected father of her unborn child, made public statements earlier this week, and qualified everything by saying he is not being told what to say, and that his upcoming nuptials are his idea, not the Palin's or anyone else's. The handsome stud-muffin looked like a deer in headlights, completely at the mercy of this conniving bitch he is soon to marry.

What a whopping load of bullshit.

That boy was forced to say every word during his press conference, all the while looking at his Blackberry to see what talking points he must address. Such a shame, since, timeline-wise, the baby may not be his. Seems he was dating another girl, according to his since pulled My Space page, which he claims was a joke set up by friends, and he had nothing to do with it. Ironically, just days before the pregnancy story broke, he had updated it. Or was this also his friends? Hard to tell at this point with the whirlwind of lies surrounding this dubious pregnancy. Bristol-whore was pulled out of school around the time she got preggers, and Mamma and Pappa Palin refused to give the school a reason as to the abrupt removal. Could she have been impregnated by someone else, since Levi had already moved on to a new girlfriend, and was considered the town stud and hottest guy on campus? Did Bristol-whore pick him specifically since she had at least offered her pussy to him in the past and just assumed that he was one of the many who probably/maybe/likely/possibly could have done the seed deed?

My opinion is that Bristol-whore had no idea who the real father was (Maury Povitch should be all over this one...) and she chose Levi Johnston since he is the school's macho man, and she figured he's make a good daddy to her growing brood of kids.

And Levi dropped out of high-school to devote time to his pregnant unwed "girlfriend" and take a job with her daddy at the oil company Todd Palin works for. Nepotism? Surely not, since the wedding isn't even scheduled until about six months after the brat is born, making it an illegitimate child, and Bristol-whore another statistic for the record books. But Heaven forfend should she have an abortion, the one thing her Mamma has made a particular platform of her prior campaigns in Alaska.

The whole thing is just too put together - to clean. It makes no sense that a hot stud like Levi would even have sex with a dowdy housefrau like Bristol-whore. She looks like a bag of wet hay.

After Palin loses the bid for vice-president, the whole Palin family will go back to its Alaskan igloo and little will be heard from them for a few years, until Sarah runs for president in 2012, which she has said she will do, and when the baby is born it will be all over the news for a few minutes, and then the wedding will be a minor summer event when news is slow that day. Soon, most American's will forget the Palin's ever existed. And that is just the way it should be.

However, the New York Times gives the marriage of Levi Johnston and Bristol-whore Palin less than two years. I say that's about right, since it will be discovered that the baby is NOT his and she was having multiple affairs with her meth supplier and drug dealer. Then, when Levi is crushed and needs consoling, he can come over to my house and I will help his hotness through the pain by keeping his dick hard and out of her dirty twat.